Little Known Fact #80

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 11/04/2013 at 10:00 • Filed to: Little Known Facts

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The Volkswagen Eos is named after the Greek Goddess of dawn and all things fabulous .

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/04/2013 at 10:06

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It's not entirely a coincidence that the best things to clean an EOS with are Dawn dish detergent and Joy, with the approval of Bacchus.

Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/04/2013 at 10:08

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Another fact is that just like the Beetle had a Flower pot on the dashboard, the Eos has a Glitter dispenser on the console.

Also an optional automatic extra long designer scarf deployer on the headrest, which deployed automatically when it was sunny and you were fabulously driving above 40mph.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hermann 11/04/2013 at 10:09

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You got a lol from me.

Wacko > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/04/2013 at 10:19

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PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/04/2013 at 22:18

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hey,hey,hey
i'm a straight guy, and I am seriously considering getting a used eos next summer

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 11/04/2013 at 22:29

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Don't. Problem solved.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 11/05/2013 at 00:12

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why not? I like the hard top convertible part of it, the drivetrain is straight out of a GTi, and with a tune, it will be pretty damn quick
are there any reliability/maintenance issues with them?